"Casting Call: Bit Player, Male" (The New York Times)
"The Unfuckables" (The New Inquiry)
"Fuck This Fucking Lawn Water: Five Days on a Juice Cleanse" (Jezebel)
"Place I’ve Cried or Place Ludacris Claims He Had Sex In His Song ‘What’s Your Fantasy’?" (McSweeney’s Internet Tendency)
"Never Stop Eating: An Ode to Husky Men" (Cosmo)
Recaps of Real Housewives of New Jersey and Eastbound and Down for Vulture/New York Magazine
Short stories for friends’ birthdays at this other tumblr.